Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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