I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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