sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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