Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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