Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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