I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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