singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Holy sore nipples Batman
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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