halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The Olympian is in my bed
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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