Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
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tell your sister to shave her snatch
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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