his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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