he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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