"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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