Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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