sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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