ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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