I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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