I wanna passion pit in your ass
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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