Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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