Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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