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She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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