Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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