you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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