my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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