Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu

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(541): View more from Oregon

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

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(408): View more from California

she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room

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(206): View more from Washington

ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer

(818): View more from California

oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good

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(618): View more from Illinois

he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.

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(303): View more from Colorado

We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.

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(530): View more from California

No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food

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(971): View more from Oregon

we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours

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