Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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