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Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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