to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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