How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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