So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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