I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother