Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?