I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My life is pants optional.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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