"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Help. Why am I so naked?
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