Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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