the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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