I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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