I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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