it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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