you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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