check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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