someone threw a dead crab at me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you traded sex for a burrito?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
