By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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