I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
