To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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