Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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