found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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