Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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