I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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