The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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