? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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