I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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