So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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