you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
people are starting to question the shark bite story
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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