their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
We're too hungover to prance.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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