every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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