You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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