Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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