Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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